I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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