Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
it's like heaven, but drunker
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
