Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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