Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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