No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
So much rum. So many feels.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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