I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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