I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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