I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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