**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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