went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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