Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
