I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
not ubering you a puppy
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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