You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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