their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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