Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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