That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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