New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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