Nicole vs. Life
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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