He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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