i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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