so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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