now i know why i became what i already was.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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