I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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