yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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