Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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