Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
