When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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