that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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