How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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