I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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