This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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