i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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