I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i will never coherently bang her
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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