the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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