You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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