This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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