Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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