I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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