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(303): View more from Colorado

Have you learned any life lessons?

(406): View more from Montana

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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(330): View more from Ohio

this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.

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(937): View more from Ohio

after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.

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(914): View more from New York

i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�

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(510): View more from California

That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!

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