i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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