normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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