drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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