He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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