I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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