are you so shy because you have an std?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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