Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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