On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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