Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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