they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
ok first of all what the fuck
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