It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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