I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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