Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
me + whiskey = a bad person
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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