doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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