from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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